MAZEL TOV GOLDSTEINS - IT'S A FIRST!

SNS & SHMAIS.com would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov to Yisroel & Miriam (nee Glazer) Goldstein - Crown Heights - on the birth of their firstborn son.
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MAZEL TOV MARKOWITZS

SNS & SHMAIS.com would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov to Yankie & Chani Markowitz  - Crown Heights - on the birth of a daughter. May the newborn be a source of Nachas Continue Reading

THIS WEEK'S SHOLOM ZOCHORS

  Yisroel & Miriam Goldstein
@ 510 Crown St #2a 

Shimmy & Fraidy Werner
@ 403 Crown St
Yudi & Sarah Dukes @ AGUDAH SHUL   Mendy & Rivky Kotlarsky
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GOT SHOLOM ZOCHORS?

  If you know of a Sholom Zochor - in Crown Heights or anywhere else - kindly text us to 718-413-9184 or

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SHMAIS.COM REPORTER - CROWN HEIGHTS - PINNED ARTICLE

EXCLUSIVE REPORT: The Ultimate Solution

  (PURIM SPOOF 5772) Breaking news:  In order to combat the Shiduch crisis, Shadchante Yenta Groismol is offering a new Shidduch service called Cradle-S. Why wait until it i Continue Reading

New Fund for Anyone who knows a Shliach

(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Rabbi Avraham Shemtov has leaked the news that at the upcoming Kinus Hashluchim he will introduce a new Billion dollar fund that will offer interest free loan Continue Reading
by Rena Greenberg

Chief Rabbi Berel Lazar resigns!

(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Sources close to the Chief Rabbi of Russia have confirmed that Rabbi Berel Lazar has decided to resign his prestigious position as Chief Rabbi in order to en Continue Reading

New Ruling on Bagels

(PURIM SPOOF 5772) The Vaad of Weekly Ruling has decided in a unanimous vote that if you say a Mezonos on a cup of apple juice, you can then automatically have the bagel include Continue Reading

Jewish DSM-IV

  (PURIM SPOOF 5772) Purim is for alcoholics. Pesach is for OCDs. Shavuos is for insomniacs Lag B'omer is for pyromaniacs (who weren't satisfied with Chanukah). Tisha B'Av is f Continue Reading

MAZEL TOV MENDELSOHNS

SNS & SHMAIS.com would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov to  Nochum & Shulamit Mendelsohn - N. Miami Beach, FL  - on the birth of a son. May the newborn be a source of Nac Continue Reading

MAZEL TOV KOTLARSKYS

SNS & SHMAIS.com would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov to  Mendy & Rivky Kotlarsky  - Crown Heights  - on the birth of a son. May the newborn be a source of Nachas to Continue Reading

Boruch Dayan Haemes - Mrs. Dina Feinhandler OBM

With sadness we inform you of the passing of Mrs. Dina Feinhandler of Crown Heights.

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NEW ENGAGEMENT

Chaim Shmuel Jedwab (Australia/Israel) to Estelle Perez (Nokdin, Israel)
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Rabbi Braun to join Vaad Rabbonei Lubavitch

  (PURIM SPOOF 5772) In a move being touted as the catalyst to finally settling a decades-old dispute, director of Vaad Rabbonei Lubavitch, Rabbi Nochum Kaplan, is reported to ha Continue Reading
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by Rena Greenberg

NEW FROM JLI!

  (PURIM SPOOF 5772) ILJ is the new venture for JLI in Yiddish! "Everyone knows that Yiddish is making a big comeback" said a reporter for the Algemeiner, "We're thrilled to be p Continue Reading

Thousands of Satmars naming kids Menachem Mendel

(PURIM SPOOF 5772) In addition to the publicized acts of cooperation between Satmar and Lubavitch in numerous areas, a broader, though quieter revolution has been taking place in Continue Reading

Over one billion served!

  (PURIM SPOOF 5772) Over one billion served! 

No, we are not talking about McDonalds, we are talking about the pot that has fed the multitudes each week in 770. The pot that ne Continue Reading
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