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The Vaad of Weekly Ruling has decided in a unanimous vote that if you say a Mezonos on a cup of apple juice, you can then automatically have the bagel include
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Purim is for alcoholics.
Pesach is for OCDs.
Shavuos is for insomniacs
Lag B'omer is for pyromaniacs (who weren't satisfied with Chanukah).
Tisha B'Av is f
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Just in time for the summer season, SHMAIS.com has learned that Primo Hatters is coming out with a new line of clothing. The Mini Kapote, reaching just 2 inche
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Just when he thought the controversy around his latest book was quieting down, Boteach is finding himself being threatened with a lawsuit. Rabbi Shmuel Leibo
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Rabbanim have approved plans to build the first Eiruv in Crown Heights. Citing a letter to Melbourne in which the Eruver Rebbe says not to publicize the Eiru
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Mikveh Meir, once the most popular mikveh in Crown Heights because of its frequent cleanliness, is Going Green!
"Our feeling was, if you can't be 'em, join '
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Rabbi Dovid Katz successfully petitioned the city council of West Hampstead to change its name. Citing the growing number of Jewish residents that are ret
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They dazzle crowds with their acrobatic stunts and award-winning documentaries on China, but perhaps The French Twins’ best skill is their keen business sense
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In addition to the publicized acts of cooperation between Satmar and Lubavitch in numerous areas, a broader, though quieter revolution has been taking place in
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) For the sake of Shalom, Avos Ubnim International has decided to drop a pending Din Torah against a father who was caught learning with his son during the week
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) At a recent Asifa, ideas were explored of how to bring about a return to basics in Yiddishkeit. One suggestion was that each community should appoint an offi
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) Looking for Jewish support for his re-election campaign, President Obama visited Jerusalem. Hoping to gain favor with Republicans as well, while standing in
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For the first time in Crown Heights history, the community will have its very own kosher comedy club. Owners Ina Ne and Justin Time, the well-known brother-sist
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(PURIM SPOOF 5772) With spots for shlichus becoming more and more scarce, people are taking whatever comes their way. That's why Rabbi and Mrs. Eliyahu Ringel are moving on sh
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SNS & SHMAIS.com would like to wish a hearty DOUBLE Mazel Tov to Chaim & Chaia (nee Wainer) Kessler - Baltimore, MD - on the occasion of the birth of their firstborn t
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